19 June 2005

Bringing in the Muck



George Galloway here. I cover international affairs and how to get reelected by relocating to even more crazy precincts than you used to call home.

You may remember me from my stirring remarks in front of your Congress. I put one on them -- when I swore to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, I had crossed fingers on my other hand. Stupid b*****ds.

Rely on me as your Independent Guardian. I shall Telegraph the news of the Times to you, and you may be certain that my air, style and wit will match the highest standard of the Daily Sport or the BBC.

In other words, you simpering American dunces, I shall comment on the UK.

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