17 July 2005

Best Number One Gruel Supporter

Is there anything revisionists won't tackle?? Gruel, a "thin porridge or soup," climbs out of the gutter of social conscience thanks to Mr. Breakfast. In the same article, the Beneficient Mr. B effectively supports the deliberate malnourishment of back-in-the-day orphans because nourishing food was just so darn expensive. He also -- finally! -- bitch-slaps that socially-conscious Charles Dickens hAtEr for, I guess, writing 'Oliver Twist' and making everyone hate gruel.


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