28 August 2005

Freedom From Fries

I just want to explain this. My Golden State has filed suit over those golden fried potatoes. Not "potatos" as Dan Quayle would have spelt it. Because California matters so much, as a state whose opinion informs those fly-overs, this lawsuit is really, really important.

I can assure you that, in our effort to achieve the high quality of life enjoyed by Belgians and Frenchmen, we will not fail in our efforts to kill the French fry industry. Pomme frites are a bad thing, and I hope to enlist the Rolling Stones and Sting to sing their demise!

Really, I am a level-headed woman.


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