27 August 2006

Captured: UN Security Council Chat Session from 2003

TikiPundit is the god. I'm surprised more of you don't worship your friendly local Hawai'ian god, given the access I bring you. Friendly god has obtained dated Internet chat session from 2003, that should help you unnerstand current world geopolitics.
Here it is:


UN Security Council Internet Chat Session 6 March 2003

[Germany has joined #UNSC]
[UK has joined #UNSC]
[Chile has joined #UNSC]
[Mexico has joined #UNSC]
Germany: Wazzup???!!?!?!
[Russia has joined #UNSC]
[Guinea has joined #UNSC]
Germany: Wazzup???!!?!?
Russia: Is anyone here?
[France has joined #UNSC]
[China has joined #UNSC]
France: Hello
France: Hello
[USA has joined #UNSC]
China: Nickelback rulez!!!
UK: Shut up China
China: Marilyn Manson rulez!!!
UK: Grrr...
Germany: Hello
[Syria has joined #UNSC]
UK: Let's get the discussion going
France: R their any girlz here?
[Spain has joined #UNSC]
France: Spain R U a girl?
UK: Shut up France
France: F--- U
[Bulgaria has joined #UNSC]
France: F--- U!!!
France: F--- U!!!
France: F--- U!!!
France: F--- U!!!
France: F--- U!!!
Guinea: Can a mod pls boot France?
Spain: Be nice, France.
France: F--- U!!!
[France has been booted from #UNSC by USA]
Syria: Thank you
[France has joined #UNSC]
Bulgaria: France is back.
Syria: Spoke too soon.
France: F--- U!!!
Germany: Is everyone here?
Bulgaria: I don't think so.
[North Korea has joined #UNSC]
North Korea: Kim rulez!
North Korea: Nuke the USA!
North Korea: and the capitalist lackey South Korea puppet government
Angola: Mods, a little help plz
[North Korea has been booted from #UNSC by USA]
China: We recommend dialogue with North Korea
USA: Shut up China or you're next.
China: You can’t boot me – I'm a mod, too!
China: I'll boot you, so watch it.
[Guinea has left #UNSC]
[Cameroon has joined #UNSC]
Cameroon: OMG!
[Cameroon has left #UNSC]
China: I'll complain to your ISP.
China: I'll get your internet access revoked
China: My lawyer will be in touch with you
China: So up yours.
France: F--- U!!!
Angola: Oh dear, come on France and B nice
France: F--- U!!!
France: F--- U!!! F--- U!!! F--- U!!! Chirac rulez! Bush is a moron!
France: Syria R U a grrll?
France: Angola wanna chat in private??
[North Korea has joined #UNSC]
[North Korea has been booted from #UNSC by USA]
China: What the f--- USA!?!?!
Russia: Why don't we talk to North Korea ppl
Spain: I am a 17-year old girl looking to meet some nice guys
France: USA don't harsh our mellow
China: No U aren't, Spain. I bet you're an old ugly guy
France: Spain wanna meet me in private chat?
France: #CESM room on chat.net
France: Spain
Syria: I blame the Jews!
[Syria has been booted from #UNSC by USA]
USA: Let’s talk about Iraq as per the agenda.
China: Iraq rulez!
Germany: Iraq rulez!
France: Me too!
Angola: Iraq sucks!
[Angola has been booted from #UNSC by Russia]
[North Korea has joined #UNSC]
North Korea: Don’t boot me again USA or you'll get a nuclear war
[North Korea has been booted from #UNSC by USA]
[North Korea has been banned from #UNSC by USA]
China: WTF, USA??!?
[China has left #UNSC]
[Russia has left #UNSC]
[Germany has left #UNSC]
[France has left #UNSC]
Spain: is there anyone left
Bulgaria: hello
USA: sure is quiet in here

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