tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-137648452011-04-21T18:59:55.749-10:00Satire from Polynesia.TikiPundithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14185727686094076266noreply@blogger.comBlogger1711100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13764845.post-1167257671872179052006-12-27T12:05:00.000-10:002006-12-27T12:14:31.933-10:00

Your friendly local Hawai'ian god come down from platform to inform that he is retiring for the time being. This "time being" could be hundreds of years to humans, but just a small time to local immortal god. Friendly local god is leaving Waikiki to return to home Molokai.Have decide to reside at Iliiliopae Heiau, which god helped build long, long time ago. Did best stonework here. Why don't

TikiPundithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14185727686094076266noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13764845.post-1165772970611842782006-12-10T07:47:00.000-10:002006-12-10T07:56:43.206-10:00

Looks like Congressman Silvestre Reyes is in for a world of hurt as House Intelligence Committee Chairman, based on his naive early-days talk. The blogosphere has been foaming at the mouth over Reyes' recent interview with CQ. Countercolumn piles on. But it's not yet time to go all Foley, Silver. The El Paso Times has your back.On a more ominous note, TPM Muckraker has a troubling report on

TikiPundithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14185727686094076266noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13764845.post-1165707996553528882006-12-09T13:41:00.000-10:002006-12-09T13:46:36.566-10:00

Your friendly local Hawai'ian god is not happy with Senator Daniel Inouye. Nestled inside his condolences for five Schofield Barracks GIs killed in Iraq was this Trojan Horse: "It is my hope that a change of course in Iraq will occur in the near future, our soldiers deserve no less."Friendly god knows all about the modern US political concept of the permanent, 24/7 election campaign, but this

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Hi all,your friendly local Hawai'ian god has a new category for links, "Southwest." It's over on the right-hand side -- and sorry about Joan bleeding into the RH margin over there. She's just so over the top all the time. I'm sorry she's not fronting the Democrats instead of her marginally-reserved twin sister. It'd be a lot more fun to follow. "Hey Murth! Murth! You're making me throw up!

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By now, everyone knows what Californians have known for years. Nancy Pelosi -- poised to be Speaker of the House -- is an honest-to-goodness piece of Okie white trash who lucked out and generally dun good. Dumber than a mute at a mime convention, Pelosi has fallen to the top of the Democrat Party through a series of missteps, ignorance and misguidance, all tempered by base, animalistic survival

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Boy, talk about a Texas State Senate candidate just begging for a poll-whipping. Meet Dick Bowen, Republican candidate for District 19. I guess that's in and around El Paso.The El Paso Chamber of Commerce recently published a Voter's Guide to the 2006 elections. In it, they asked candidates to respond to a series of questions. Most did, with dignity and grace (and the varying level of

TikiPundithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14185727686094076266noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13764845.post-1162051705329872882006-10-28T06:07:00.000-10:002006-10-29T05:03:02.036-10:00

Bottom Line First: GOG7 is now GOG8. More in the wings, guarantee. Generals Retired Odom and Riggs have "stepped up to the plate," "picked up that football and run with it," "run their thoughts up the flagpole to see who would salute," and "thought outside of the box." Which means that, basically, they're doing all the things they thought about while earing a taxpayer-funded paycheck, but

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Dah Guv breathes easier these days -- in one small way.One loco Bev Harbin got soundly defeated by Karl Rhoads down Chinatown District (28) for the State House. And with dat, so much dat ass-clown.And with that, no more inappropriately using official letterhead to serve "cease and desist" letters to a blogger. No more talking about "re-election" by someone who never got elected in the first

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Doug at Poinography picks up on the latest with serial letter writer and unelected pol Bev Harbin. Harbin's at it again with the letter writing, this time making allegations against her Democratic Primary challenger. Using her typically-unhinged writing style, Harbin actually shows up on Poinography in the comment section, accusing him of being "in bliss at sea." Harbin wants Doug to post some

TikiPundithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14185727686094076266noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13764845.post-1156729277905046382006-08-27T15:39:00.000-10:002006-08-29T14:57:50.866-10:00

TikiPundit is the god. I'm surprised more of you don't worship your friendly local Hawai'ian god, given the access I bring you. Friendly god has obtained dated Internet chat session from 2003, that should help you unnerstand current world geopolitics.Here it is:UN Security Council Internet Chat Session 6 March 2003[Germany has joined #UNSC][UK has joined #UNSC][Chile has joined #UNSC][Mexico

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Bandini over at The Great Taco Hunt links to good news about taco vans in Santa Ana. He thinks this is good news for vans in Los Angeles. I think it's bad news for tolerant, liberal Austin, Texas. Which isn't either, really.

TikiPundithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14185727686094076266noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13764845.post-1155514961454844152006-08-13T14:15:00.000-10:002006-08-13T15:09:00.673-10:00

Ah, nostalgia... back before desegration, Vietnam, and terror attacks on US soil, we had... advertising. Well, some things never change. Here are some ads from the 1950s, tweaked for authenticity and fun. It was really like this, right?? Click on each ad for full-size picture.

TikiPundithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14185727686094076266noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13764845.post-1153006698311452672006-07-15T13:33:00.000-10:002006-07-15T13:38:18.313-10:00

By now you've heard about the obnoxious ad that the Democratic Party just pulled.What a huge mistake. The party is seriously out of control, and people wondering who is best fit to manage the country's resources in future years need look no further than the likes of this to understand. Understand that, when a political party can't control its content, its message or its vision, it isn't going

TikiPundithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14185727686094076266noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13764845.post-1152481661736309582006-07-09T11:46:00.000-10:002006-07-09T11:48:39.306-10:00

Did you know that the San Francisco Chronicle has a "Foreign Service?" As if the Bay Area regional rag is so important and widely-read that it needs this.Likely, its World Cup stringer was some guy picked up off the street in Gelsenkirchen because s/he was wandering around with a laptop drunkenly looking for a WiFi hotspot."Hey, you don't look busy, how'd you like to earn some money writing for

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Going to Mainland on business for a few days. So to occupy yourselves in the interim, why don't you make your own Bev Harbin motivational poster? It could be the kind of poster Harbin would have in her office (the same one she sends death litigation threats from on State Legislature letterhead). Or it could be a poster that some schmuck has in his/her place to remember why they support the

TikiPundithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14185727686094076266noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13764845.post-1152398615335180542006-07-08T12:41:00.000-10:002006-07-08T12:43:35.350-10:00

It's not just "honor killings," ritual rape, genital mutilation, burkhas, and other medieval thinking, it's also the World Cup. The psychotic side of Islam strikes again.

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Well, they always seem to be eager to try something new over there. Plate lunch hits Bay area.

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I just added a new "Asia" category to the right-hand side. Naturally, the first link to add is the irrepressible, authentic voice of the Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea, Beloved Leader. This is the only place on the Internet to get the true, uncensored, unbridled opinions of one Mr Kim, as well as plenty of photos of real North Korean honeys. I'm not saying you'd defect to meet them,

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A little while ago I came up with one big-time idea: Southwest-Pacific Fusion Cuisine. Already been done. Sounds tasty too. And then there's this. The addition of tortillas gives it away -- the SW-PAC fusion is on!What's a friendly local god to do? Eat up, I guess.

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Shochu. A long time ago, when TikiPundit was very a very young friendly local Hawaiian god, he lived in Japan. And he became acquainted with shochu. But this article is about 20 years behind the times in saying the hip and cool have only now come to recognize the hooch. A drink called "chuhai" was all the rage among youngsters in Japan in the 1980s, due to its soothing coolness on hot nights.

TikiPundithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14185727686094076266noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13764845.post-1151794468214107682006-07-01T12:47:00.000-10:002006-07-01T12:54:28.226-10:00

Wow -- the Daily Kos has had a Texas fifth column. 'Cept, for some reason, they changed their name to Texas Kaos instead of Texas Kos. Why the change?Gas mask recommended if you visit the site.

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I've created a new logo for posts from my temporary work over on the Mainland, in the Southwest.When I post about Southwest issues, I'll flag with this graphic:

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Your friendly local Hawai'ian god is late on some Hawai'i news and commentary. There is no excuse for tardiness in my highly structured, ritualized Hawai'ian society. That's why I just beat myself on top of my head with a shark-tooth club. Here goes.ITEM: This whole thing about "certified" Kona coffee is just silly. Especially the bit about ensuring that "the coffee tastes the way Kona

TikiPundithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14185727686094076266noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13764845.post-1151385959414970692006-06-26T19:25:00.000-10:002006-06-26T19:31:34.306-10:00

The satire makes itself, really... when you ponder the silliness and hubris of certain qualified public figures... (click on image for full-size).

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Talk Stink blog is now reflected in TikiPundit links to the right, under Hawai'i.

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Heh. Talk Stink puts up another comic about Bev Harbin here.

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Now you gonna know what friendly local Hawaiian god thinks about blog Talk Stink.Amazingly, unelected pol Bev Harbin, for the time being a Democrat, has attacked a local blog, Talk Stink. Harbin claims Talk Stink is squatting on two domain names, "BevHarbin” and “BeverlyHarbin” dot com.Don't know nothing about domain squatting. Only know about squatting on my haunches while I watch my people

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Beloved Leader has been funny for a long time, but he's outdoing himself these days. You'd think the leader of North Korea could get all the girls he wants, but his posts indicate he just can stop thinking about them. Read them all. Lots of fun pics. This is what blogging is all about.

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Surprise, surprise. Congressman John Murtha, the reborn anti-war activist, is considering a run at Majority Leader of the House. When they win it, you know. If they do. But you know, as soon as Murtha opened his decrepit mouth to take pot-shots at his former Marine brothers, among others, you could see his agenda. No one -- not this old fool and not the anti-Rumsfeld Gang of Seven --

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grits???Since I'm dividing time between the Southwest and Hawaii, and because rice cooker (the servant, I mean, not the appliance) is at home in Hawaii, I decided to try this one out. That's right, Spam, eggs and grits, with shredded cheese down in there too. Note double yolk for double luck.It wasn't bad, although it wasn't good. The next one came out better.This is chile verde: pork loin,

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Your friendly local Hawaiian god thinks this article by Louis Erteschik is as short-sighted as his agenda, and possibly his experience.With regard to Hawai'i's natural beauty, Erteschik argues that "we are killing off Hawaii's best asset in favor of short-term profit."Short-term? It's been a long short-term since 1959*, and much, much earlier.*Dats when statehood, air travel and tourism all

TikiPundithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14185727686094076266noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13764845.post-1148694613983036872006-05-26T15:45:00.000-10:002006-05-26T15:50:13.996-10:00

Now we got this over on the Mainland. Pulling the whole article because it's dated. This article, and the preceding news about the El Paso FBI, speak to a larger issue that concerns me even more than immigration and border security. That is, the co-optation of Americans near the border by illicit groups in Mexico. My fear is that rather than Mexicans being inspired by the relative safety and

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The FBI, which does not stand for Female Body Inspector, despite all the T-Shirts sold in Hawai'i, remains as intent on investigating its lawbreaking employees as it does on bank robbers, kidnappers and terrorists. Too bad public money has to be spent on chasing down this crap:From the El Paso Times, 13 April 2006:Former El Paso FBI chief Hardrick Crawford Jr. was indicted by a U.S. District

TikiPundithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14185727686094076266noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13764845.post-1148254846355774512006-05-21T13:40:00.000-10:002006-05-21T13:42:50.923-10:00

Heh.Overloaded vehicles. Quickly followed up by Dangerous Work Environments. And to think, this is what we can expect from any new immigration bill. What group in the history of the world has risen to the standards of immigrants' hosts? And what countries have fallen to immigrants' low-brow standards? The answer, in my two necks of the woods are exampled as follows: try speaking Hawaiian on

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Here's an article on Asian Pacific American Heritage Month (going on right now, in case you missed it), and what he feels it means to be Asian today, by Jeff Yang. Ignore the obnoxious media outlet and just read it.Bet Jeff doesn't know that the US military celebrates Ah-Pah Month rather robustly by most American standards. Why a mouthful? Because of the rather crude interjection of "Pacific

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Your friendly local Hawaiian god would like to comment on this article by Red Star Bulletin writer Bob Jones.That's Bob Jones, breathless haole at large.In a simply written and mildly interesting article about his trip to Guizhou Province, China, Jones refers to a group of "27 haole, Japanese, Chinese and Hawaiian" people on tour.Why they haole in China? What's the cultural context there? What

TikiPundithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14185727686094076266noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13764845.post-1147310834607453452006-05-10T15:25:00.000-10:002006-05-12T14:03:13.096-10:00

That's why my islands ran so well before frappuchinos and whatnot showed up.TikiPundit one Mandarin!You're an intellectual, and you've worked hard to get where you are now. You're a strong believer in education, and you think many of the world's problems could be solved if people were more informed and more rational. You have no tolerance for sloppy or lazy thinking. It frustrates you when

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Answer my prayers, muchacho.So Monday is the big coming-out party for illegals in the USA, as well as those who support them. By support, I don't mean the people who hire gardeners. I mean the Selma Hayek types and the California Legislature.As for your friendly local Hawaiian god, I'm gonna go to the Mainland, by way of my trusty war canoe, and buy pizza, a good food that became great when

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Hotel Waikiki reminds us of the importance of saimin. Hamura's Saimin over on Kauai just got big-time recognition for "preserving America's culinary heritage and diversity." So what the heck is saimin? Tell you now. Tell you how to pronounce it now now: Sye-Meen. It's noodle soup, juss like dat. But not juss like dat. Like some people say chicken soup helps you get over a cold, so saimin

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Your friendly local Hawaiian god wants to pass along a couple of interesting articles from his time in the Southwest. The first talks about the elites discovering Southwest Texas in the same manner they discovered Wyoming and Montana. Traitor Jane Fonda and her ilk should be shopping for acreage even now. Gotta say, that's a harsh part of the Chihuahuan Desert to put in a Chanel shop. Just

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Supposedly, an 8th (retired) general has come out against SECDEF. Problem is, your friendly local Hawaiian god can find hardly any media reporting this.Which tells everyone, this group of losers has moved beyond their 15 minutes of (in)fame. At least, until the next presidential elections, when appointments will be handed out like candy by the winny political party.As soon as I can find the ONE

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TikiPundit Southwest pulling up to the hitching post here.From time to time, I'm going to blog about Southwest news. No worries, though. Same sense of humor. Only different. Since it's dry there, my humor's gonna be dry too.Whenever you see the picture above in a post, that's "TikiPundit Southwest" on the horn.

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Let's talk for a minute about local boy General (RET) Eric Shinseki, who served as Army Chief of Staff from 1999-2003.Shinseki, a Japanese-American from over Kauai, did indeed serve his full term as Army CoS, contrary to enraged (and ignorant) comments that he was 'fired.' That means: from 22 June 1999 to 11 June 2003, for the math challenged. Whoops, looks like he missed four years by 11 days

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You remember "Cartoon Jihad?" Now meet TikiPundit Jihad.My image as a plush toy. We'll see about that.

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Now that Numbah Seven has turned up, it's time for a new poster. Hope there's no Gang of Eight, 'cause my Samoan artists are tired of all this General Bullsh**.Problem is, how to get picture those guys. Pretty good at laying low on Google Images, one Major General Paul D. Eaton an' one Major General John Riggs. Nevah mind. I got one Paul Eaton pic. Scroll down below to the bottom of the "

TikiPundithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14185727686094076266noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13764845.post-1145219716432504672006-04-16T10:30:00.000-10:002006-04-16T10:35:36.350-10:00

Senator Inouye is looking for federal funds to help repair Waikiki's old sewer system (the pipes, I mean, not the Ala Wai Canal, which was the sewer back in the day.) Inouye believes that because of Fort DeRussy, located in west Waikiki, the feds will cough up money to help out. I think it's a stretch. The military keeps one hotel and a museum there, small potatoes compared to the rest of the

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We now have a Gang of Seven speaking out against SECDEF Rumsfeld.Lieutenant General (RET) Paul K. Van Riper has weighed in, stating in press, "I admire those who have stepped forward, and I agree with the arguments they are making. I count myself in the same camp."Now TikiPundit weighs in, stepping forward and agreeing to place Van Riper on yet another Motivational Poster. Scroll down for

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National Geographic reports on Nafanua. With eel picture goodness.

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Looks like the US Air Force has been messing up on Guam. Big-time wing commander has banned for three days sometime next week.The commander may solve some things with this mandatory drying-out period, but he needs some better advice. Crime is up on Air Force bases, but alcohol consumption is down compared to back in the day. Your friendly local Hawaiian god goes waaaay back with the military

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UPDATE: Scroll down for the latest Motivational Posters by disgruntled ex-generals.UPDATE II: I was going to post a ton of links to this sad story, but why bother? -- There's a killer list killer at UNPARTISAN. Click down for another poster, this time of the latest big-mouth, aka Number Seven, a guy who never worked for SECDEF Rumsfeld.UPDATE III: Paul Eaton joins the poster crew. Scroll down

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Cop busts up on renter for five pence owed. Now, wouldn't it be great if American law enforcement were so Bobby-on-the-job? We'd reduce the number of illegal immigrants by, oh, 10,999,999*.*Cause you always have to have "the one that got away" in any story.

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Must be dinnertime, because I'm hungry after reading Ma'ona. Ma'ona got one good recipe for laulau here.You just can't beat dat kine food.I'm intrigued by the possibility of substituting banana leaves or even corn husks for ti leaves. Those are more common here.

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One unappointed kahunette Bev Harbin got a blog going. Click that to see dat.Or if your mouse hand is tired, look here:Check out that retro design! Like a cross between Vegas and "Love, American Style." Are those blurred red lights from a police cruiser?Here's her Keyword List for search engines:Bev Harbin, Beverly Harbin, Beverly, Representatives, Representative Bev Harbin, 28th District,

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Boy, another fool from LA Times rears his ugly head.Dagoberto Gilb, big-time LA Times "special supplement" writer, goes on and on about Mexican food in America in the LA Times back on March 19th. Sorry, your friendly local Hawaiian god was eating too many tacos to comment up to now. Now I comment.Gilb is an idiot.He talks about how an Americanized version of Mexican food informed an entire

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I’ve been tagged!What? says uncle shark god. Tagged, I said. What mean that? says god. Means, gotta respond.Fred over at Checksum Crusader has upset your friendly local Hawaiian god by "tagging" him to respond to a quiz. The locals are really out of control back home now that I'm away. Gotta get back and employ my shark-tooth club in a positive and caring, effective way, in order to preserve

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This is your old friend and genial local Hawaiian god TikiPundit, reporting in from the American Southwest.Went one time to the Southwest Border to bring Hawaiian culture and good food to the unwashed locals. Because never heard about "two scoop rice." But boat got stuck on giant beach called "Desert Beach." Can't find ocean again to go home.Then tried "BorderPundit" blog idea but name taken.

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Here are some nice pictures of Molokai, an island most people mistakenly overlook. These are from UH archives.Because of a work move, your friendly local Hawaiian god is going to have to sign off and sail east to the Mainland, to take taro and ahi to the unwashed hungry natives there. Someday, TikiPundit will return to his heiau on Molokai to tend his taro fields and fishponds, and generally

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Oh, man. Had to search back Ono Kine Grindz to reference this Hallowed Place of Honor. Gonna miss dis, when leave Hawaii. Not gonna miss aged decrepit haoles pushing agenda on people in order to make up missed lives. Sorry for the photo. Not sorry for da link -- top class goods dat bakery, and fo dat matter, da Ono Kind Grindz web site link.Poor Bob Woodward. He lived by the sword so long,

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Kaena Point, Oahu.

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Just when you thought it was safe to go out and buy long pants and a windbreaker for the upcoming winter, Bev Harbin, unelected Republican-cum-Democrat, reappears on the political media stage. Time to break out the torches and pitchforks and give a nice Hawaiian Punch to this opportunistic, failed, Hawaii Hemorrhoid.

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ITEM: Crazy foreigners, disturbing lava. Remember, every every time you pile up cold lava, a kitten dies.ITEM: More bad craziness, this time probably from one of the loony Native Hawaiian fringe groups on-island. 113 years the staffs were there, now gone.ITEM: The local Red Star Bulletin rag has a great straw man idea, never before done in America. I have a great idea for the RSB: stop

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How come Sierra Club, Earth Liberation Front, and various Berkeley-based agendas got such old people fronting 'em? Take a look at dis:Old, craven, sour white woman from Sierra Club. An' she posing! Not a natural pic. Everybody got a bad natural picture. Dis woman posing like poster-girl for haole. TikiPundit remember firs' time haole come Hawaii. Bad scene. Good Hawaiian people running

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Hey, juss about forgot tell you go see good new blog Hawaii.Check out KalapanaPundit i.e., Grant Jones' blog, over at The Dougout started back October 31. Forget Halloween, dis one good blog and a lotta fun to read.Grant branched off from The 50th Star and yeah, he too got RSS feed at dis spot. Anybody make RSS OK in my book, 'cause TikiPundit read weird hours, lahk lass nite when spent all

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Hey, got RSS feed going. If you use an RSS newsreader, or RSS-capable browser, use this URL:feed://tikipundit.blogspot.com/atom.xmlThat way you get a quick notice when new post happens.

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USS Nimitz passes the USS Arizona at Pearl Harbor. Photo courtesy Dept of Defense.Senator Akaka's Veterans Day Statement is here.

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Hi, everybody. Remember me? Well --heh heh-- how can you help but remember me? I was that Southern goof who took over after Richard Nixon resigned and nobody wanted to re-elect a Republican in 1976. Hell Heck, they coulda elected Hitler if he had declared for the Democratic Party. And you know as well as me that many Blue Staters are closet National Socialists what with their ideals and when

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Back on September 25, a serial letter writer named John L. Werrill wrote in to the Honolu Red Star Pravdatiser, complaining about the "concrete jungle of Waikiki." Your friendly local Hawaiian god liked neither the tone nor the style of the Pravdatiser sour amateur scribe. So I put on my slippahs and board shorts and walked around to take another look at the place. Then I wrote this:Concrete

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After the White House told the satirical publication "The Onion" to stop using the Presidential Seal in its for-profit endeavors, the esteemed rag shot back with a rude, personal attack on the First Lady.That can't stand.

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ITEM: I'm sure San Franciscans will find some way to pin this on conservatives, Republicans and "BushCo," too.ITEM: When not busy advocating genocide, some Muslims can be found rioting over a Christian-produced DVD. Are there any Muslim activities that don't lead to or condone killing people? Islam continues to be the most destructive and self-destructive movement on the planet. UPDATE: As

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Shoreline on the south side of Molokai.

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Man, I gotta figger out a new way to present these news posts. Because usually by the time I get around to posting them, they ain't news no moah. Bloggers like Poinography, PalmTree Pundit, and The Fiftieth Star have usually snatched them outta the air, chewed them up and blogged them out. What, I da only one gotta day job??ITEM: The good Senator Daniel Inouye is one of a kind. Or at least,

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(TP) DATELINE HONOLULU, HAWAII -- TikiPundit's war canoe barreled through the Interisland terminal at Honolulu Airport on Sunday afternoon. Tikipundit paddled the canoe about 100 yards inside the terminal past the Aloha and Hawaiian Airlines counters, before coming to a stop in front of the Unification of the Pacific Islands kiosk to pick up a boss T-Shirt. "Fortunately, there weren't any

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Gotta make quiz of my own. Which Tiki Character Are You? maybe.ElrondA stern yet benevolent organizer who often knows best, your wits are keenly fixed on aiding efforts you deem worthy."Now at this last we must take a hard road, a road unforseen. There lies our hope, if hope it be. To walk into peril to Mordor."Elrond is a character in the Middle-Earth universe. TheOneRing.net has a short

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Lava field at Hawaii Volcanoes National Park, 2005. This flow is from an earlier time. The flow to the sea seems to have shifted to the northeast of here since 1983. You can get daily updates on flow at the excellent US Geological Survey site here.

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ITEM: Everybody still complain about gas price. Your friendly local Hawaii god paid $3.15 for a gallon of dead dinosaur uddah day. Price go up, price go down. Hawaii Reporter says gas cap cost us all fifty-three cents per gallon. ITEM: Kamehameha Schools not hurtin' for dosh. Buy big land. More than real or imagined Native Hawaiians could afford. Thank goodness natives got father-figure

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Uh-oh. TikiPundit major mess-up. Make Pat Hamamoto man. Not man. Not according to Google. Not according to DNA World Bank. Here I make a fix. Click fo biggah picture.

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ITEM: In The Fiftieth Star, Grant Jones takes to task the notion of one Dagmar Barnouw that there were darker aspects of Nazi Germany than Auschwitz: namely, the Allied bombing campaign. Jones notes that the German bombing of Rotterdam and the Japanese bombing of Nanking had long since occurred before the USA entered the war. In effect, Barnouw comes across as a racist for demoting the

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You know that MSM and worthy blogs like NewsBusters have been reporting on the Q&A President Bush and troops just had. MSM has been breathlessly reporting it as staged and NewsBusters has been exposing their exposé. You long ago knew about the media staging a question to SECDEF Rumsfeld by planting a journalist's question with a soldier.And by now you've heard about this latest laffer:

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So the CIA has set up a new National Clandestine Service. Which is kind of funny since it's already been named in the press. You're not off to a good start, folks. The head of the NCS (cool acronym, not) will not be named but will instead be known by the moniker "Jose." One Fark contributer enquiring mind is already demanding to know if Jose's Deputy Chief is Hose B. It will go downhill from

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The first big waves of the season hit the North Shore on Thursday.

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*************************FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASEEmbargoed until Mr Kim's Statement is Published on TikiPundit Blog09 Oct 2005The Gathering Place, Hawai'iMr Kim has been removed from TikiPundit for two-timing me.That's right, I kicked him to the curb. Him and all the Juche he rode in on.Blog followers please note the following:"Beloved Leader" is not associated with TikiPundit. Which means, it's

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Helloooo...TikiPundit sent a war canoe my way this morning. I think he found out that I've been two-timing him. That's right, Tiki! I got my own web site for almost a year. Juche that! Everybody come see my REAL web site. I'm free to post whatever I want over there and no one busts my balls ha ha! Don't feel bad, Tiki. I've two-timed better than you. Brix, Crinton, and that Chinese guy

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Whew, what a fight! Check it out at Hawaii Diner.

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ITEM: Big Bruddah make you pay car tickets previous owner accrued.ITEM: Here's the only person in Hawaii saying Aloha to Bev Harbin.ITEM: I stand corrected. Funny!ITEM: Hawaii Reporter on corruption among the "beach boy" concessions down Waikiki Beach.ITEM: Boom bomb found by Kauai jogger. Huh?ITEM: Gas to go up by 9 cents/gallon next week. Thanks, Dems. Appreciate your foresight and

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My Fellow Americans,I want to report to you that I have decided to sue a scurrilous organization that seeks to defame and impugn my character. And my character is not to be trifled with. So I will use all the lackeys, sycophants, lapdogs and other so-called supporters to further my goal of ruling you being selected to be your President in 2008.Just like my Botox injections were not to be

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House of Pele, the Goddess of Fire. She was exiled from Tahiti fo bad tempah. Fight sister Goddess of Water. Sistah always fight, why? Shark God Kamohoali'i help Pele reach Hawaii waters. Wen Hawaii, form new island each time. Sistah flood out new island. Pele finally meet end on Maui, killed by Water Sister. Dat one tough sistah! After dat, Pele became god and wen stay Big Island. Pele

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Following the appointment of recent Democratic convert Bev Harbin to the donkeys, the Democratic Party of Hawaii has changed its logo. Here's the Before & After.Old & Busted:New Hotness:

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Oct 02 08:00 AM US/EasternBy Martin SillieTP International WriterVersailles, France(TP) -- Following its claim that governments must share responsibility for the Internet, the European Union on Friday added the the US military to its demands.EU spokesman Martin Selmayr said a new cooperation model was important "because the US military is a global reach resource.""The EU ... is pretty, well

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ITEM: State Dept of Hawaiian Homelands agree plan build 417 new houses Molokai. Gotta be Da Kine to get dem, though. Cost $44.8 million. Dept ask tourists, please keep come Hawaii, spend money.ITEM: Hawaii Reporter says US Dept of Justice still concern wit compromise version of Akaka Bill.ITEM: Confirmed criminal Bev Harbin -- aka the Rap Sheet Rep -- says she won't resign because she did

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Here's Beverly Harbin's real, published bio:Beverly Harbin has been a member of the Hawaii Prepaid Health Care Advisory Council since June 2003. She attended the University of Hawaii from 1978 to 1990 where she studied Political Science, Hawaiian Studies and Western Religion Studies and Environmental Studies/Law.Ms. Harbin is currently the President/CEO of the Employers’ Chamber of Commerce which

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After being appointed by Governor Lingle to the vacant 28th District slot in the Hawaii State House (representing the apparently sleaze-tolerant areas of Kakaako and iwilei), Hawaii's latest govenment embarrassment, Representative Bev (short for Bev) Harbin (D-28) went out and partied like it was $123,000 errrr, 1999. "Everybody in the House lemme hear you say, 'Crooked!'" Harbin screamed,

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Kaena Point, NW Oahu, Hawaii. (c) 2005 TikiPundit. Dat art right dere.

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Big gas price coming nex Monday. 27 cent increase coming real soon now.Honolulu Red Star Bulletin got fancy graphic, show all:Big problem state government. Can't figure nothin' out. Made big mistake, gas cap. Used Gulf Coast as one place figure out gas price. Other two were New York and Washington DC. Maybe LA one. Wha' happen when NY and DC get crisis too? You can manage system any way

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ITEM: What dat mean? Natatorium. I nevah know. It's a swimming pool and stands by the water in Waikiki. Still trying to proteck. Because it's a war memorial too. Mean, war dead memorial.ITEM: Nuddah war memorial item sinking into history. The Visitors Center at the USS Arizona Memorial is sinking. That was built on landfill dredged from Pearl Harbor. Gonna cost a lot to fix and improve

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The North Shore.

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Dis me??? the Idiot Savant (47% dark, 50% spontaneous, 57% vulgar) your humor style:VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHTYou like things silly, immediate, and, above all, outrageous. Ixne on the subtle word play, more testicles on fire, please. People like you are the most likely to RECEIVE internet forwards--and also the most likely to save them in a special folder entitled 'HOLY SHIT'. Because it's

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ITEM: Hawaii gas prices are tops in the nation. There's a lot of scuffling over here about whether the gas cap influenced the price. Dems are afraid of being tainted, even if unfairly. Too bad they didn't do the estimative math beforehand. Or put some thought into the cap law. It would be easy to defend if they'd done that. This leads almost automatically to the major question any citizen

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The one they come for. The one they crowd up. Waikiki Beach. (click for larger image.)

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